December 10, 2004 - 22:57
Damnit. I would rather listen to a bunch of strangers ramble like idiots than leave the computer.
Numerous people have told me I look like I'm capable of killing someone for next to no reason (if they accidentally took my seat at a party, for example), but it's just not paying off lately. Also, my swearing vocabulary has shrunk to two words: fuck and cunt. I've been grinding my teeth for the past half-hour like a maniac..or a hungry cannibal. And staring fixedly at the computer..but to no avail.
I'm making Rebekah a drag queen collage! It's going to be awesome. So, so awesome. And she's going to love it, because she loves drag queens.
The guy who directed Secretary is making a movie about Diane Arbus! And The Life Aquatic is coming out on Christmas day, and is loosely based on the life of Jacques Cousteau, the man responsible for my current cephalopod-obsession (octopuses, squid, cuttlefish..). Squid are the most attractive..It's creepy that octopui and squid have parrotlike beaks between their legs. In the center of their legs. Sounds like vagina dentata.
The sunroom has a hard floor and would make a good one-person skating rink.